Super Bowl cheerleader crisis solved by oil wrestling babes
The Super Bowl tomorrow will be the first ever Super Bowl without cheerleaders. So, let the substitute oil wrestling commence...
|by Poker Pervert||February, 5th 2011||
Above: Super Bowl XLV has no cheerleaders...so enjoy the oil wrestling
Super Bowl XLV - the 45th annual edition of American football's biggest match - takes place in Texas tomorrow.
But, for the first time ever, there won't be a single cheerleader on the pitch.
The only other teams in America without cheerleaders are are the Cleveland Browns, the Chicago Bears , the Detroit Lions, and the New York Giants - but both Super Bowl teams have insisted it will be a pompom free event.
As you can imagine, this horrific news has left Poker Pervert - as well as the entire population of the United States - devastated and wondering whether it's worth watching the match at all.
Thankfully, our good pals over at Bodog have stepped in to help.
They've laid on this hot video of pre-Super Bowl oil wrestling match to help fans decide who to back.
In the sizzling encounter, Green Bay's 'Peachy' takes on Pittsburgh's 'Bouncy' in the ring.
After a slippery clash, in which a surprising amount of kissing takes place, Green Bay seem to win when they 'expose' Pittsburgh by removing Bouncy's bikini top.
But, in a smart counter move, Peachy's bikini also gets pulled off - if you'll pardon the pun - resulting in a phwoaar draw.