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01. Novak Djokovic's girlfriend Jelena Ristic. Wowzers she's hot. Novak Djokovic's girlfriend Jelena Ristic. Wowzers she's hot.

Poker Pervert

January 27, 2012 Jelena Ristic, the girlfriend of tennis world number one Novak Djokovic, is my new favourite sports babe. As the world number one, inevitably, dumped Andy Murray out of the Australian Open, his stunning missus - who looks a bit like Jessica Alba - cheered him on from the stands. She loyally screamed as he hit every winner, bounced for joy when he won and sensually threw her smooth hair back...
02. Is Royal Flush girl Angelique Velez bonkers? Is Royal Flush girl Angelique Velez bonkers?

Poker Pervert

January 23, 2012 Angelique Velez is a staggeringly hot model from the Bronx. The sultry 22-year-old has skin, hair and a body to die for. But is the World Poker Tour's latest Royal Flush Girl, well, half a cent short of a shilling? Yesterday, she Tweeted abruptly: "Love is a heart ninja." Then today, in the space of just 60 minutes, she sent her 2,400 plus followers three very bizarre messages which has us...
03. Super Bowl cheerleader crisis solved by oil wrestling babes Super Bowl cheerleader crisis solved by oil wrestling babes

Poker Pervert

February 5, 2011 Super Bowl XLV - the 45th annual edition of American football's biggest match - takes place in Texas tomorrow. But, for the first time ever, there won't be a single cheerleader on the pitch. This utter tragedy has come about because neither AFC champions the Pittsburgh Steelers nor NFC champions the Green Bay Packers have dancing squads. The only other teams in America without cheerleaders...
04. Strip poker and Google: What a team Strip poker and Google: What a team

Poker Pervert

January 23, 2011 Strip poker is back, it's official! I discovered this joyous fact tonight armed only with rubber gloves, a tin of industrial-strength bicycle lube and a functioning, if suspiciously sticky, QWERTY keyboard. Yes, after a hard day helping pensioners complete tricky jigsaws at my local community centre, I decided it was time for a bit of 'me time'. Being a poker pervert, I immediately headed...
05. Melanie Iglesias. Mmmm...Melanie Iglesias Melanie Iglesias. Mmmm...Melanie Iglesias

Poker Pervert

January 17, 2011 Melanie Iglesias, the hottest Royal Flush Girl by a country mile, has now won the Maxim Hometown Hotties competition - making her officially the hottest girl on the planet. The 21-year-old from Brooklyn has Filipina, Spanish, Italian, Puerto Rican, and Brazilian genes. And, as you can see in this video, that hotchpotch kinda works. In fact, we'd go far as to suggest that any future dictator...
06. Kristen Stewart: Twilight grump turns me off Kristen Stewart: Twilight grump turns me off

Poker Pervert

August 30, 2010 Being a poker pervert doesn't mean I only think about women who play poker.I'm much more perverted than that.Fat ones, thin ones, tall ones, short ones, hell even hairy French ones. If it's female, legal and has a pulse, I'm pot committed.With one exception: Kristen Stewart, that miserable teenage hag from the Twilight films. What the HELL is all that about?To summarise the movies...She's just...
07. So, who is the hottest woman in poker? So, who is the hottest woman in poker?

Poker Pervert

July 11, 2010 Browsing this site's Poker Girls gallery over the weekend, I got a banging headache. Hot girls are, it seems, everywhere in poker at the moment. There are actresses, models, TV presenters, pros. Slim ones, thin ones, fat ones who are chunky as hell but still cute...Americans, Brits, Vietnamese and Nordic poker goddesses. Basically, there's something for everyone. So, how  - given...
08. Is it wrong to lust after avatars? Is it wrong to lust after avatars?

Poker Pervert

July 5, 2010 During the World Cup, Pokerstars is letting players choose the avatar of their national flag. This is a good thing. It's impossible to lust after the flag of Uruguay, unless you are a very, very strange human being. As it happens, I am. But I don't find flags sexually attractive. Unless they're draped around the naked body of Vanessa Hudgens. Neither do I find those blue creatures from the...